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 I: Cum zic moldovenii la "Razboiul Stelelor"?
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 Cum spun moldovenii la " inchide lumina!"?
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 Locotenentul il intreaba intr-o zi pe Bula:

- Bula, ce este patria?
- Nu stiu.
- Cum nu stii, ma boule? Vasile, ce este patria?
- Patria este mama mea.
- Foarte bun raspuns, bravo. Bula, ce e patria?
- Patria este mama lui Vasile.
- Idiotule, patria este si mama ta.
- Aa, am inteles.
- Ce ai inteles, ma?
-Eu si Vasile suntem frati


Intr-o zi, invatatoarea le preda elevilor ei, lectia despre animale domestice. La un moment dat, intreaba:

- Alina, ce animal este folositor oamenilor?
- Oaia, deoarece ne da lana si carne.
- Bravo Alina. Bula, ce animal consideri tu folositor?
- Vaca.
- De ce?
- Pai, vaca ne da teme


O mica poezioara frantuzeasca:

Je m'appelle Vasile Mure
Je veni de la padure
Je gasi nevasta-n pat
Se randez vous cu-n alt barbat
Quand je preparai ciomagu'
Mon amie sarise gardu'
Il tombeau dans la urzici
Sur son cur numai basici!




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